Fancy a game of cards? Yes you do.

As we’re sitting chatting, almost out of nowhere, you hand me a deck of cards, still in the box.  I smile at you, thinking at best, “sweet! Strip poker!” and at worst, “this’ll be fun – some card games…”  But then my logical brain kicks in and offers up reality “DAMN! First, the scrabble-esque game that we all know I stink at, now cards, which she always dusts the floor with me with when we play…

Fancy a game of cards,” you ask…

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Elust 84

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Welcome to Elust #84

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #85 Start with the rules, come back August 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

 

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Lightweight
About Those “Apple Thighs”
Why the Hell Haven’t I Rebelled Yet?

 

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

IDENTITY – hiding the evidence
friday flash–service

 

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Good In Bed

Dancin’ (Most) of the Night Away

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The One with the Rainbow Zipper

The total number of days between Monday, May 2nd, 2016 and Tuesday, July 12th, 2016 is 71 days.

This is equal to 2 months and 10 days.

This does not include the end date, so it’s accurate if you’re measuring your age in days, or the total days between the start and end date. But if you want the duration of an event that includes both the starting date and the ending date, then it would actually be 72 days.

If you’re counting workdays or weekends, there are 51 weekdays and 20 weekend days.

If you include the end date of Jul 12, 2016 which is a Tuesday, then there would be 52 weekdays and 20 weekend days including both the starting Monday and the ending Tuesday.

71 days is equal to 10 weeks and 1 day.

The total time span from 2016-05-02 to 2016-07-12 is 1,704 hours.

This is equivalent to 102,240 minutes.

You can also convert 71 days to 6,134,400 seconds.

That’s a long stint.

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Surprise Service Submission

Honey, can you come in here a minute please?

It’s all I hear from the other side of the house.  I wander through, trying to figure out where you are and finally find you in the library, in your personal space, with your books and books and more books.  This is where you come to escape.  But when I look at you, you’re in what can only be called classic librarian mode.  Sort of.

You’re there, hair up, glasses on, pencil in your mouth, facing the other way, leaned back in your most comfortable reading chair.  You’re in this dreamy state that I think I recognize…

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Dancin’ (Most) of the Night Away

I see you across the club, having a drink, dancing with various people, just generally swaying to the music and having a great time.  I, on the other hand, can’t take my eyes off you.  You’re in this flirty-wispy short country-style skirt and have on boots and an incredible hat.  Watching you dance, line dance and just, well, watching you is becoming hazardous.  I’m pretty sure you’ve noticed me staring.

I’m doing my best to look away, to not be overly obvious.  I grab some liquid courage and have a couple of drinks to take off my nervous edge, but when I look back, I can’t find you anywhere.   I start to panic, thinking I’ve missed my chance.  I slump into my chair and try to keep telling myself that you’ll be back.  But I can’t help feeling like I totally blew it.

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