Challenge Day 8 – Response

This post is in response to Charmer’s request.  This is harder than it may seem, not necessarily to find words, but words that you can make sense of and that are right for the situation.  In this case, Charmer.  Not that Charmer is a situation. Never mind.  Here’s the solution I ended up with:

C leavage extraordinaire!
H ickey-giving
A mazing sense of humor
R ed-blonde hair to die for
M assively sarcastic
E volving, always evolving
R azor-sharp wit

Challenge Day 8

I still need ideas for challenges–this is really hard to come up with one every day and I’m only at day 8!  Please send some suggestions along…

Today’s challenge is for Snake to write an acrostic poem using CHARMER.  Yes, I can hear him groaning all of the way from tomorrow.  And, even better, it needs to be about me.   This should be lots of fun!

Challenge Day 7

Wednesday is always the day that Snake has to post a pic of himself.  For today’s challenge, he has to use 5 pieces of Christmas ribbon in his photo.  At least one of them needs to be tied in a bow….

Enjoy the view!

Challenge Day 6

We’re home and that gives me so many more options for challenges.  Today, is all for me.  His challenge today is a mani/pedi for me which is sorely overdue and a full body massage.  He has to post pics on Twitter as proof of completion.

It’s good to be me…..

Challenge Day 5

Happy Monday!  Or what we like to call around the Snake house, story day.  Everyone knows that he publishes a story every Monday so I thought that I would tie the challenge to the story.  For today, he has to use the words “wrapping paper” five times in his story.  It is the holiday season and there were be a lot of that used this month…

Happy reading!

Challenge Day 4

For his challenge today, Snake has to write about three parts of me that he loves and why and two things that would surprise you about him.  Since we’re on the road, I don’t know if they will be going out in a blog post or in tweets so keep your eyes open…

Can’t wait to see what he picks!

Challenge Day 3

It’s rainy where we are right now.  The wet road as we were coming home last night made me reflect on…reflections.  Today Snake has to take a pic using a reflection but it can’t be a mirror–that’s just too easy.  Then he has to tweet it out.

Enjoy your Saturday everyone!

Challenge Day 2

We’re still out of town so I’m still trying to not make things too hard for him….well, maybe just a little.

Today’s challenge is for Snake to describe some article of clothing that I’m wearing in a way that sounds really naughty and tweet it out.  You can guess what he might be describing…

Happy Friday!

Challenge Day 1

Welcome to December.  Or as Snake might be referring to it, a month of torture.  🙂

We’re heading out of town today so I thought that I would do an easy one to ease him into the routine.  He’s wearing red underwear today—because, you know, I told him to.  He has to tweet out a pic of #jeanporn and #redunderwearpeek  taken in the airport bathroom.

Enjoy! And don’t forget about those suggestions from our dear readers….

A Whole Month of Challenges….

It’s been a little while since I tossed out a challenge to Snake so it got me thinking.  Which, of course, always makes him more than a little nervous.   [Snake: Um, just a tad] The first inspiration was the 12 Days of Christmas, then he mentioned an Advent calendar so I threw caution to the wind and decided to just use the whole month of December.  [Snake: Of course — 31 days!  Yay!  What could possibly go wrong??] So, here is the challenge premise….

Each day of the month, Snake will be responsible for a task.  I will be posting them on here and Twitter daily so you can follow along and see what fun things I have for him.  Some will be fast and others will be more involved, but all will be lots of fun for me, of course.  And, if you have ideas, put them in the comments.  I might use them, or not, or keep them for another time, but I always love input… [Snake: Might I suggest suggesting things like “take shower” and “put on socks” – those would be great suggestions you all could make!]

Besides the sheer joy of doing things that I want, what does Snake get out of this?  Well…if he accomplishes all of his tasks, he will get two tokens for bonus O’s that can be used any time he is eligible.  For someone who is at 13 for the year, I think that’s a pretty good reward.  [Snake: Nervously wrings hands.  Yes.  Yes it is.]

If he misses any at all though, no bonuses.  And if he misses more than two, he will start upping the required the ratio by 1% for every one that he misses.  Just ask him….he doesn’t want that. [Snake: No, no I don’t.]

So….keep your eyes on here and Twitter for his tasks.  It should be a December to remember.  [Snake: Or at least, ya know, to cheer for?!]

A Different Type of Torture

It’s been awhile.  A while since you’ve told me to just, essentially, lay back and relax.  I have come to know and understand that that’s not REALLY what you mean.  What you REALLY mean is lay back and hold on tight… because you have plans to do something, try something… or just want to play around and see what happens.  I’m not sure, but I think this last one is the most challenging – because it usually means any kind of reaction that you think is interesting – if it happens, you get all over it to see how far you can push it.

Turns out, pretty far.

Tonight you are all business.  As soon as I lay back, you start to toy with me, stroking, teasing, walking me down that narrow ledge.  It hasn’t been that long, so I’m not really expecting to get the golden “yes,” but you’re definitely coming after me with great abandon.  Usually you’ll race up to the edge, slow, or stop, then repeat that.

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In Defense of Long Elevator Rides… Sort of

As we get on the elevator, I realize we won’t be alone.  I had hoped to give the security camera guys an eyeful as we rode the elevator up and walked to our room, but it just wasn’t meant to be.  It seems like stream of people getting on just never stopped.

That was when I realize you were backing into me, subtly, and driving me with your body to the back corner.  I lean against the back wall, trying to not be too disappointed that we aren’t alone.  I realize with start that your hand has remained behind you and, though it may (may) look innocent to others, it was positioned just so… before people even finish streaming in, you are slowly unzipping my pants.

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