S is for Seagulls

“I wonder what they are saying to each other.”

Photo by Mathias Reding on Pexels

“Who?” he looked around at the couples sitting on the nearby benches.

“Them,” she pointed up at the light where two seagulls were sitting.

“The seagulls? I don’t think they talk to each other,” he laughed.

“I’m pretty sure birds talk to each other. What do you think they are saying?”

“Um… look. There is food down there.”

“Way to be imaginative.” She rolled her eyes at him.

“Fine. What do you think they are saying?”

“Hey, sexy, want to come back to my nest for a little loving?”

“So male birds have bad pick-up lines too?”

“Who said it was the male bird being the instigator?” She smirked. “Hey, sexy, want to come back to my nest for a little loving?”

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