This post is in response to Charmer’s request. This is harder than it may seem, not necessarily to find words, but words that you can make sense of and that are right for the situation. In this case, Charmer. Not that Charmer is a situation. Never mind. Here’s the solution I ended up with:
C leavage extraordinaire!
H ickey-giving
A mazing sense of humor
R ed-blonde hair to die for
M assively sarcastic
E volving, always evolving
R azor-sharp wit
Nicely done!
HA! 😛